Hollywood : Hotgossip here today is that Donald Trump will step down next week as president of the United States to star in a chain of movies based on variations of the swashbuckling pirate flicks in which Australia's own wicked Errol Flynn won the hearts and minds of female moviegoers. At 2am this morning , Trump tweeted : Eat your heart out Johnny Depp...obviously a reference to the flogged to death Pirates of the Caribbean series , the latest part shot in the Queensland penal colony , followed by an outbreak of mad dog disease in right wing political circles , at a crescendo right now over the Adani con caper, part of the Australian long running revenue and attack on the environment horror series , Plunder the Aussie Suckers Down Under .
The way President Trump and his top officials flashed their swords about in Saudi Arabia reminded Hollywood producers of the action packed Errol Flynn movies . So they made the president a fabulous offer , the huge first down payment deposited in the Cayman Islands , to become a film star ... thus avoiding certain impeachment .
We can exclusively reveal the first movie Donald will star in has a catchy title : The Sword of Ali Baba in which he will wear a black Errol Flynn wig and a recycled Groucho Marx mouldy moustache. Then will come the very topical Ali Baba and the Forty Russian Election Robbers in which Donald will carry a .45 calibre umbrella to protect himself from showers.
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Other Ali Baba bit players .
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Scimitars galore will flash in the certain box office hit Ali Baba in the Scottish Caddyshack Bikini Bloodbath .
Preliminary screenplays are being worked on for Ali Baba Gone With the Wind and the must see over and over treat , Ali Baba's One Way Flight to Mars With Oprah .
Preliminary screenplays are being worked on for Ali Baba Gone With the Wind and the must see over and over treat , Ali Baba's One Way Flight to Mars With Oprah .
