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Proposed LNP bullet train track Townsville to Mount Isa .
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In another steam driven election promise, coal fired LNP head , Tim " Little Toot" Nicholls, today outlined stunning plans for a revamped railway network in Queensland in the event that the he can derail the Annastasia Palaszczuk government at the next election .
Fans of the kiddies show , Timothy the Tank Engine, know that public servant dispatcher Nicholls was in charge of the big ticket office in the Campbell Newman scrapmetal yard when a massive contract for billions was let to build new trains for Queensland in India , which have been found not to meet the requirements . Oh sugar!!!
As a result , people attending next year's Commonwealth Games on the Gold Coast, including Prince Charles and Camilla , may have to travel in a fleet of VIP rickshaws and on pogo sticks because Queensland Rail will be in a state of meltdown by then.
Little Darwin's railway roundsman , Casey Jones , can reveal that the LNP has been impressed by the Congolese railway system in Darkest Africa which runs on the smell of oil rag , its rolling stock consisting of cast offs from Germany , China and South Korea , which would give rail travel in the Sunshine State an exotic edge over the Trans Siberian.
Exlusive impression of the proposed new LNP Congo type train on the scenic Cairns to Kuranda trip .
