Thursday, September 14, 2017

BARNABY JOYCE DECLARES WAR ON AUSTRALIAN FAIRIES ; KATTER DECLARES WAR ON EARDRUMS

In another puzzling  appearance on the ABC's  7.30 Report , Deputy Prime Minister , Barnaby " Kiwi Kid"  Joyce , got tough on fairies , told  them  to buzz  off , above. It is tipped that he and   Bob Katter  senior  will  compete against  each other in  the North Australian  Eisteddfod  Impromptu  Babbling  Speech  section , in  Darwin .
 
Each  time Katter  rises to ask a Question Without Notice , ASIO   and  Border Control are alerted as  his  query ,  which  reads  like  a  random  50 page extract  from the  Encyclopedia Britannica, is believed to  contain a   coded message  for Martians planning  an  invasion of Planet  Earth .   Unlike  Barnaby , Katter has  not mentioned terrorists and  testicles in the one sentence . Cleopatra , somehow, did get  a mention by the  Kat  in  a  Hat. 

Stiff  competition for  sheep shagger .