Thursday, November 2, 2017

DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS

Great  gift   ideas  for  Yuletide  and  high  tide   by   the  Buggerup  the  World   Corporation (N.L.) , Cayman Islands ,  includes  tastefully  arranged    boxes  of   bleached  coral   from  the  Great  Barrier  Reef . 
Kirabus Special : Comes  complete with  soothing  sound of  waves lapping on the roof , free lifejacket included  , and  a ticket  to  New Zealand .
Holy Hades : Graded  gleaming white coral  with driftwood , representing   tortured  souls  clutching at a raft  in a rare  anaemic  vision of  Dante's Inferno -very artistic, recommended  for  penthouse   dwellers.
 
These  thoughtful  gifts  sponsored by Adani, the  Australian federal government (now adrift at sea ),  Murdoch  media,  the Queensland government , assorted   mugwumps   and  now  Beijing , which deserves a belt up  its combined  silk lined suits  for  being sucked  into the never  ending plunder  down  under.
 
Orders  for    beaut Aussie  bleached  coral  Xmas  packs   can   be lodged    with any Australian embassy throughout the  world , at  The Lodge, Canberra,  and   the  Rockhampton and  Townsville city  council   offices and throne rooms  . Each  box, delivered by a FIFO  worker,  includes a free copy of a Murdoch  newspaper which is ideal for  turning into  kitty  litter  before   reading .---Coral  arrangements  by  Fifi  of  Karumba .