Wednesday, November 8, 2017

MISSING RED BARON MYSTERY TAKES COLOURFUL FLIGHT PATH

Townsville  media  shot down  yet  again  by  the  only S(h)ipping  Reporter  north  of  Luna Park . 
He says  that    Townsville's   Red  Baron  biplane  seaplane  , seen above,  has  not been  converted into a yellow submarine after all  - it  has  instead  been  turned into  a  songbird.   This   shock  secret  was discovered  by  simply ringing   the  number for the Red Baron which is  in  large numerals  across  the  plane's  empty , but  now junky looking  ,  usual  mooring in Townsville . Nobody  in the media  gremlin  pack  apparently thought of  this  novel  method of finding out why  the plane, which stands  out  like a  red brick convenience on the waterfront, has  been  missing for many months .    

The  biggest surprise is  that  a  plane identical to the   Red Baron   will soon be flying  over  the Queen City and  media  holiday camp  of  the  North ,  but it  will be  YELLOW .  What ?  Yep , canary  yellow . 

How can the Red Baron possibly  be  yellow?  Because the  Red Baron, which has been an attraction  for a decade  in North Queensland,  is in  Perth still  undergoing major  maintenance . The new  owners , Catalina  Adventures , Western Australia , a  view of  its hangar below,   said  that   while  the Red Baron may be missing from Townsville  for some time, Snoopy intended to  barnstorm the  city.
 
 Our nautical reporter  was  told a  pilot could  arrive in Townsville as early as next week and  the replacement  plane  is  undergoing  final  checks  and paperwork  and  flights  could be made within a matter of weeks .  Watch  this  air space  for  further scoops by  the  S(h)ipping Reporter and join him  at  Molly Malone's Irish  Bar  for  some   evening  avgas.