Scarring the bejesus out of unsuspecting tourists lobbing on Magnetic Island by ferry is this warlike looking Maori Koala , Blinky Kupe Tutanekai , with extensive tattoos . Armed with a greenstone club , he is lurking in the Welcome to Magnetic Island banners which are flapping wildly in the breeze , tearing apart . The ferocious creature is believed to be the leader of a raiding party which paddled in during the night intent on renaming the popular tourist spot All Blacks Island , showing utter disdain for the recent stunt of calling the place Cowboys Island . After that , they plan to make a Viking-like raid on nearby Townsville to pillage , burn and sack the council chambers , the Townsville Bulletin , Townsville Enterprise and the Adani office . They have the names of others on a sushi stained list , they'll none of them be missed .
