Monday, December 4, 2017

OUTRAGED EYE CANDY AUSTRALIAN TURNS UGLY

Thespian Curlew in Little Darwin's neck of the  woods , angry at the  poll to  find  Australia's Bird of the Year  which described  Bush-stone Curlews  as  odd   critters  out  of a  Halloween  Parade , puffed herself  up  and  projected  a  mock   Halloween  weirdo , a pop-eyed person , a kind of feathered    Marty Feldman  ,  Son of Frankenstein .   Offers  from   Hollywood talent  scouts   for starring roles  in  horror movies as  a result of  this  fine act  should be  directed   through  the  Little  Darwin  cluttered  den  or  to the S(h)ipping  Reporter , who can usually be  found  in Molly Malone's  Irish Pub , Townsville .